THE FLAME BLOG

DHAK DHAK!!!!!!!!!

dotnood — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:36:13 +0000

He’s got the Magic Masala, and Saif Ali Kahn approves. The flame burns strong in India…

Flaming lucha libre in Mexico City…

dotnood — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:31:55 +0000

Flaming on the edge of the world

dotnood — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:23:04 +0000

Patagonia has never been sexified like this before….

Flaming Hot Pizza From Italy

dotnood — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 23:04:29 +0000

The cheese is oozing

ASS! 2011

dotnood — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 03:35:46 +0000

ASS! 2012

The sexy new drink menu at Jack Astor’s

dotnood — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 15:26:32 +0000

Flaming Masculinity recommends single malt scotch on the rocks with a twist of shame

Flaming from the heart, pants optional

dotnood — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 03:49:33 +0000

Pants

Wishing you and yours a Flaming Canadian Christmas!!!!

dotnood — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 15:54:00 +0000

Flame on in the new year friends!

Gettin’ Funky-Fresh, Hebrew Style, In Berlin…

dotnood — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:28:00 +0000

Flaming Masculinity taking in a show by his favorite Israeli hip-hop band

When it comes to music, Flaming Mascilinity likes what he likes. And when he was in Berlin and saw that HaDag Nachash, his favorite Israeli hip hop/soul act was in town, he had to check them out. Just before showtime, he headed over to the venue to hang out with the band and kick a verse or two with them. Of course, the band was dazzled by his ability to kick a sick Hebrew freestyle and insisted that he join them on stage. The warm up band finished their set and the crowd was ready for a killer show from the headliners. After playing a crowd pleasing set of some of their biggest hits, they announced that they had a special guest and out came Flaming Masculinity to a barrage of pyrotechnics. Flames started shooting out of the sides of the stage and the crowd started chanting “PORNO! PORNO!” over and over again until it worked itself into a hot sweaty frenzy. Babies started popping out of many of the women in the crowd. Rainbows started shooting out of the eyes of everyone and a romance explosion the likes of which the European continent has never seen before or since blew the roof off of the East Berlin concert hall, releasing a sexy, steaming rainbow coloured cloud of liberty that soon engulfed the skies of Central Europe. Liberty rained from the skies for 45.71 days and flooded the region in true glory. German Chancellor Angela Merkel declared a national state of Sexiness and the people danced in the street for weeks. When asked to comment on the situation, Flaming Masculinity was reported to say, “Its gonna be a good Hanukkah this year.”

Flamingly Political

dotnood — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:26:18 +0000

Free Water And Porno For All!!!!

Was he drawn to the message about public water rights or was it the blue thumb tack that seems to be lovingly placed where her left nipple should be? We may never know friends…